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FMA AU in which every time Ed or Al say “brother” it’s replaced with “bruh”



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“When you’re drunk, you slur and shit.”
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Dear Judy,

I am a girl in seventh grade and I have a funny feeling about one of my teachers. I am afraid I might be in love with her or something. My friend says she feels that way about her cousin. I’ll bet a lot of girls — and boys — feel this way. Could you please write a book about it?

Thank you.

P.S. You don’t have to. Maybe it is only me who feels this way.

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*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man

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I really like dill pickles. Ugh, things make me frustrated. My favorite flavor of jam is raspberry. People are silly. Music is super duper. Books are pretty cool, too. Movies and tv are too cool for school. In fact, I'm too cool for school. Word.